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Jokes of the Day SMS

Jokes of the Day SMS



A man goes to the doctor and says: Doctor, I have big problem. My whole body is paining. Doctor: What do you mean? Man: When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts, If I touch my knee, it hurts,When i touch my forehead, it really really hurts. Doctor: I know what is wrong with you. You have broken finger.



Teacher: 2 aur 2 kitne hote hai?
Pappu: 6
Teacher: Kaise?
Pappu:Galti se.



Mohit: Yar ye doctors operations karte waqut patients ko behosh kyu kr dete hai?
Sohan: Taki koi operation karna na sikh le.



Jitin drink krte hue rone laga.
Ajay:Kya hua achank rone kyu rone lage?
Jitin:yar jis larki ko bhulne ke liye drink kr rha us larki ka nam yad nhi aa rha hai.



Pappu:Ye phone kitne me kharida?
Miku:Kharida nhi utha liya,girlfriend ka hai.
Pappu:Kyu?
Miku:Roj kahti thi, tum mera phone nhi uthate, aajmauka dekhkr utha liya.


Jokes of the Day SMS Jokes of the Day SMS Reviewed by Bhagyesh Chavda on October 14, 2016 Rating: 5

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