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Jokes in English SMS

Jokes in English SMS



Saurav was driving a jeep in jungle.
Tourist:If a lion comes close to us, how would we escape?
Saurav:Simple sir, give right indicator and turn left.



First man:Are you a policeman?
Second man:No, I am an undercover detective.
First man:So,why are you in uniform?
Second man:Today is my holiday.



Manjeet: What would happen if you had a
wooden car with wooden seats,
wooden tyres and wooden engines?
Chunnu:It wouldn�t start.



Amit:A pizza and an apple were
thrown down from the 15 floor.
Which will reach down first?
Arun:The pizza, as it is fast food.

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